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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
AT&T SUCKS PART 55!!!!!
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5 is the magic number!!!!
If anybody remembers the story of me shaving my eyebrow and the situation that occurred when I was 5 (if not click here).Well anywayssss, last night, my beloved 5 year old daughter decided she wanted to be like Mommy and shave her legs, unbeknown to me. I am doing what I do when she is in the tub, getting hair and pajama stuff ready and next thing I know I hear a blood curdling scream come out the bathroom. I run to the bathroom and low and behold there she is screaming pointing at her leg, blood spilling pretty quickly.
Soo, I get her out the tub, sit her ass on the toilet and try to see the damage. Meanwhile, I am ask her what on EARTH was she doing and she says while screaming bloody murder how she was trying to shave her legs like me!!! Sooo, I am trying to assess the damage, the little drama Queen won't let me near it and I am like I have to be able to see how bad it is Taylorrrrr!!! But noooo Mommy, it is gonna hurt!!!! Sooo, I finally get some of the blood away and she takes a good look at her wound and screams...
MY SKIN!!! WHERE'S MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!??!?! MOMMYYYYYYYY I WANT MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN BACK!
that was it for me, you know I died laughing right? LMAOOOOOOOO I know, I am such a bad Mommy, but shit, her ass is funny!!! She is screaming about where her skin is and I am to the point of tears and then she says....
THATS NOT FUNNY MOMMY!!!!!
And I fell out again! LMAOOO Oh Jesus, I am in tears now while trying to type this. LOLOLOL
Sooo, then I get the hydrogen peroxide and her ass tries to bolt!!! Where she think she is gonna go while my big ass is blocking the door (I knew what was up) I don't know! LMAOO So after much wranging with me trying to hold her ankle while she is flailing about, I managed to pour the peroxide on the sore...
MOMMY IT BURRNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!
which allowed me to see how bad it was. She just shaved about 2 inches of her skin off. In between all the screaming she is screaming for a bandaid and I am like, I cant put one on until I get it to stop bleeding and finally, she calmed down, I got the bleeding to slowed down enough for me to get her bandaged up and on her way.
This morning was fun too cuz i had to risked getting kicked again while attempting to clean the wound and get her re-bandaged.
OH!!!The joys of motherhood!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
The best lesson is a bought one...
Twice some in my life I allowed a good man to get away. Lemme 'splain...
The first guy was my roommate's (I shall call T) boyfriend. (thats a hell of an into huh? lmao) Well see, what had happened was, my roommate (good friend at the time we moved from Minnesota to Atlanta together) met this guy I shall call D. So one day, he knocks on the door to pick her up for a date. For whatever reason, I just so happened to open the door. When I looked at him I was struck for a moment and I clearly remember thinking that the look on his face was damn, I met the wrong roommate. Me being who I was at the time, very unsure of myself and knew that no man that fine was looking at me, besides that, that was my roommates date so I dismissed that notion very quickly and proceeded on about my business.
Well the relationship with the roommate dissolved within a few months. It was very ugly, no need for details, I dont have the wherewithall at the moment to explain it. Soo, one day out the blue, I was working my night shift at Waffle House and here comes D. I hadn't seen him for awhile, we chit chatted and I sent him on his way. Well, if memory serves me correctly, he came in and ate during my shift and me being the aloof person that I am, didn't put two and two together. Well, one day, he says to me that the first time I opened the door he felt like he had met the wrong roommate and I remember thinking, damnnn, that is the same thing that I was thinking! I believe he was drunk that night so I really didn't pay much attention to him. He moved away to Florida and one day, once again he reappeared. This time, he gave me his number, we talked, eventually the do went down. Slowly but surely, things progressed as it were and he invited me to visit him in Florida. Well, the day I was suppose to go down there my check engine light came on and I couldn't go. He was pretty pissed about it because he had made extensive plans, babysitter (sole custody of his twins), tickets to Bush Gardens etc...
I know I am not following the events in order of succession, but I remember several things that stood out for me. First, I couldn't get over him having slept with my ex friend. When we slept together that one time, it was awkward for me, simply cuz all i kept thinking was that he was with T. Second, he had had a vasectomy and at that time I wanted kids badly. Yeah, he had kids and his thing was, he already had three, whoever he is with can have his. and i was like, unh, unh, not the same partner. /third, we had a couple of conversations about how he always felt it was me he should have met first and everytime he saw me he felt that way. I remember T used to get pissed cuz we were both two tall silly goofies (T was a much more serious person than either one of us were) who would always joke, tease and play with one another. For me it was rather innocent cuz yanno, oftentimes, I am not that aware, i guess for him, not so much. LOLOL
Later on, he told me that she would be quite furious about his interactions with me. I guess in hindsight, she had a feeling that something was amiss on his end.
Soooo, I remember I was really starting to feel him in a bad way, but I really just couldn't get past the fact that he was with my ex-friend. When we finally stopped communicating, it was right after I was suppose to go to Florida. And I finally told him that I couldn't do it, I felt to bad about myself for having done so and quite frankly, I couldn't get over feeling like I was second best. (which he said wasn't true *shrugs shoulder*
My whole point in this particular story is that damn facebook is the devil. LOLOL Makes you search (thats right gun to my head and all LOLOL) and I found him and it brought back all of these feelings, emotions and memories. He is happily married, apparently, he reversed the vasectomy and they had another child together. Although I am happy for his happiness, success and good life....
I can't help but wonder what if....
I aint got it in me to go into the second story right now.
The first guy was my roommate's (I shall call T) boyfriend. (thats a hell of an into huh? lmao) Well see, what had happened was, my roommate (good friend at the time we moved from Minnesota to Atlanta together) met this guy I shall call D. So one day, he knocks on the door to pick her up for a date. For whatever reason, I just so happened to open the door. When I looked at him I was struck for a moment and I clearly remember thinking that the look on his face was damn, I met the wrong roommate. Me being who I was at the time, very unsure of myself and knew that no man that fine was looking at me, besides that, that was my roommates date so I dismissed that notion very quickly and proceeded on about my business.
Well the relationship with the roommate dissolved within a few months. It was very ugly, no need for details, I dont have the wherewithall at the moment to explain it. Soo, one day out the blue, I was working my night shift at Waffle House and here comes D. I hadn't seen him for awhile, we chit chatted and I sent him on his way. Well, if memory serves me correctly, he came in and ate during my shift and me being the aloof person that I am, didn't put two and two together. Well, one day, he says to me that the first time I opened the door he felt like he had met the wrong roommate and I remember thinking, damnnn, that is the same thing that I was thinking! I believe he was drunk that night so I really didn't pay much attention to him. He moved away to Florida and one day, once again he reappeared. This time, he gave me his number, we talked, eventually the do went down. Slowly but surely, things progressed as it were and he invited me to visit him in Florida. Well, the day I was suppose to go down there my check engine light came on and I couldn't go. He was pretty pissed about it because he had made extensive plans, babysitter (sole custody of his twins), tickets to Bush Gardens etc...
I know I am not following the events in order of succession, but I remember several things that stood out for me. First, I couldn't get over him having slept with my ex friend. When we slept together that one time, it was awkward for me, simply cuz all i kept thinking was that he was with T. Second, he had had a vasectomy and at that time I wanted kids badly. Yeah, he had kids and his thing was, he already had three, whoever he is with can have his. and i was like, unh, unh, not the same partner. /third, we had a couple of conversations about how he always felt it was me he should have met first and everytime he saw me he felt that way. I remember T used to get pissed cuz we were both two tall silly goofies (T was a much more serious person than either one of us were) who would always joke, tease and play with one another. For me it was rather innocent cuz yanno, oftentimes, I am not that aware, i guess for him, not so much. LOLOL
Later on, he told me that she would be quite furious about his interactions with me. I guess in hindsight, she had a feeling that something was amiss on his end.
Soooo, I remember I was really starting to feel him in a bad way, but I really just couldn't get past the fact that he was with my ex-friend. When we finally stopped communicating, it was right after I was suppose to go to Florida. And I finally told him that I couldn't do it, I felt to bad about myself for having done so and quite frankly, I couldn't get over feeling like I was second best. (which he said wasn't true *shrugs shoulder*
My whole point in this particular story is that damn facebook is the devil. LOLOL Makes you search (thats right gun to my head and all LOLOL) and I found him and it brought back all of these feelings, emotions and memories. He is happily married, apparently, he reversed the vasectomy and they had another child together. Although I am happy for his happiness, success and good life....
I can't help but wonder what if....
I aint got it in me to go into the second story right now.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Blasting off 3....
Why is it whenever I have just cleaned my floors on my hands and knees, something springs a leak in my house causing repair people to come in therefore causing footprints??Why is it I cant find the dustpan that took me 2 years to buy in the first place?
Why do I have 8 forks but only 3 spoons? Where the fuck does the spoons go in the first place???
Yanno I still haven't bought a potato peeler right? Been in the apartment a little over 2 years and STILL no potato peeler! LMAOOO
I was home all day and didn't watch Oprah this morning! Oh thats right, my ass was still sleep. damn...
Ya ever notice that when the house is not at its cleanest the devil is running rampant all up and through there?
I am only halfway finished with the bedroom and off to the living room I go. I gotta do that once the baby is down for bedtime.
How about I have bought TWO V-tech game power cords only for them bitches to stop working?!?!?!?!?!? I can barely turn the console on with the batteries. WTF is that shit about???
Why can't I ever use the bathroom in peace? When does this end exactly? Cy says NEVER as long as you have girls.
I need another closet. Shit, I only have two. pffffffffft on that shit!
Can somebody give me some kind of formula for energy? I mean seriously, this sleeping disorder I think I have is a bit out of control. I slept 11 hours last night and was still tired as shit when I got up. I woke up with a killer sleep headache crawling up my neck coupled with a caffeine headache. It took me a couple of hours to snap out of that.
Do you know I have to have 3 alarm clocks going off just so I can get up? The first two start to pull me out of my sleep so that by time the third one goes off I will hear it and get up.
Do you have any idea how many times I have slept through all 3 alarm clocks and wake up at the time I am suppose to be at work????
I mean seriously, I can drink a redbull and carry my ass right to bed! I think they have worked for me twice and now a no go.
One time, I drank a Starbucks double shot and cleaned the whole house in 2 hours! I was like FINALLY some shit to get my ass moving!!! It was a one time deal though, that doesn't work anymore either.
I had the windows open today trynna air this place out! Now we are freezing! LMAOOO
I think my landlord comes in my apartment when I am not home and closes my windows. One day he called me and told me to please close my windows during the winter cuz mice will get in! Uhhhhhhhh DUDE, if they climb up two stories on the side of the building them mofos DESERVE to get in! LMAOOO I mean seriously, just say you don't want your heat escaping through the windows. After 3 winters here, he has finally realized not to burn my ass up! The Queen doesn't do heat! Umkay boo-boo???
Can somebody please tell my mother that Purex fades your clothes??? I ain't ungrateful and all, but MiniMe's clothes looks like she has had them for yearssss!!!!
How about 2 pairs of MiniMe's blue tights have straight disappeared! Somebody tell me, where 'dem bitches at???
Speaking of... Whats with MiniMe eating half a sandwich, then on the other half, just eating the bread and cheese and leaving out the bologna??
And somebody tell me, how does that sound out to BALONEY???
How about my landlord is gonna pitch a natural fool when he finds out that I have broken the glass light cover?? How do you ask? By snapping my sheets high in the air!! LMAOO
How about I have done that shit 3 times in my life???
How about my tax money is gone and I did not get to buy ONE thing for myself?? I guess rent is important! LMAOO Dammit I need my ends clipped.
How about yesterday I did a weeks worth of work in 1 day and came home hurting so bad my toenails was hurting??? They still trynna ache just a little bit.
Why are kids so damn nassy and junky? SPLAIN that shit to me if you will...
How about I was washing the walls today??? Shit I'sss tiiiiiiiiiiide!
I wish I could be one of those mofos who can stay up day and night and get all kinds of shit done. Don't them kinda mofos make you sick???
Can somebody tell me how to read my textbooks without falling asleep?? Last semester was MURDER!!! How I finished with 2 As and a B+ is BEYOND ME!!! And this semester ain't looking too good either.
Last but not least....
How about I ain't did not ONE LICK of homework this weekend??? Guess Imma be up tonight, if I don't fall asleep.
Friday, February 13, 2009
My lesson for today....
One of my professors sent us on a fishing expedition to get copies of petitions for dissolution of marriage (divorce) at the clerk of courts here in Chicago. Although she said we could try and find a blank one on line, she said it would be even better for us to go to the clerk office and get a copy for they are a matter of public record. While many of my classmates went online to find a blank petition, I opted to go down there and see what is it that is to this because that may be one of my functions as a paralegal to obtain records, evidence, blah, blah, blah....
Anywhoooooo, I must say I am glad that I am always friendly to my customers here at TJ Maxx. Lets start there! LOLOLOL
I go in and the first person I see immediately recognizes me from my store. Keep in mind, I am at the downtown location and see thousands of the same damn people every week who work downtown. (I swear, these folks need an intervention and a television cuz their shopping asses don't seem to realize that we are in a recession!!!) Anyways, after the recognition and minor chit chat (of which I asked I hoped that I have always been friendly towards her and she was like yeah girl, you always in their handling your BUSINESS!!!) and she was more than willing to show me where I needed to go, how to use the computer, pull up names, case numbers and where to take the information to pull the actual records.
Sooo, I do my bit at the computer, gather my info and make my way to the domestic records clerk. So I get there and she too was like, don't you work for TJ MAXX??? and I am like yesss, so she gives me my records and sends me on my way. After viewing them I realized I needed some more cuz those didn't have what I needed. Back to the computer I go, I come back with some more case numbers and she was like ,you are a student at Roosevelt aren't you? LMAOOOO How'd ya guess? LMAO!!
Sooo then she said, lemme go pull some cases for you that I know are active and children are involved. Sistahgurl HOOKED ME UP!!! She found this two cases, one of which was 6 inches thick! Sooo, I am perusing the case file and these two were acting a natural fool! I am talking 3 years worth of litigation, filing of contempt of court on boith parties, blah, blah , blah! All kinds of shit going on. Now mind you, I have to sift through all of this information just to get to the actual petitioin for divorce! *whew* I thought me and Mister went at it! LMAOO We aint got SHIT on them two!
Anywaysss, the whole interaction with the two ladies regarding my employment reminded me of two things...
First, I have had numerous customers come up to me and ask me when was I leaving TJ MAXX cuz I was too good to be working there! This would usually lead to conversations about my schooling, my impending degree and paralegal certification which lead to at least 3 people telling me to give them my resume when I am close to completion because don't you know they work at law firms that are always looking to hire good paralegals??
Second, had I been a rude ass to these to these two ladies in question at my store, things could have gone MUCH DIFFERENTLY cuz we all know city workers can be REAL ASSES!!!!
Being that I work downtown and many law firms are located in downtown Chicago, I *may* have an easier time looking for employment. MANY, MANY people go to TJ MAXX to shop on their lunch breaks and I ALWAYS give good customer service. Even if I tell you no, that something is against policy, blah, blah, blah it is ALWAYS with a smile on my face, a song in my heart followed by a 'sir' or a 'maam'.
Which brings me to the conclusion and the ever serving reminder to always be courteous to people in general cuz you NEVER know WHEN you may see them again.
Anywhoooooo, I must say I am glad that I am always friendly to my customers here at TJ Maxx. Lets start there! LOLOLOL
I go in and the first person I see immediately recognizes me from my store. Keep in mind, I am at the downtown location and see thousands of the same damn people every week who work downtown. (I swear, these folks need an intervention and a television cuz their shopping asses don't seem to realize that we are in a recession!!!) Anyways, after the recognition and minor chit chat (of which I asked I hoped that I have always been friendly towards her and she was like yeah girl, you always in their handling your BUSINESS!!!) and she was more than willing to show me where I needed to go, how to use the computer, pull up names, case numbers and where to take the information to pull the actual records.
Sooo, I do my bit at the computer, gather my info and make my way to the domestic records clerk. So I get there and she too was like, don't you work for TJ MAXX??? and I am like yesss, so she gives me my records and sends me on my way. After viewing them I realized I needed some more cuz those didn't have what I needed. Back to the computer I go, I come back with some more case numbers and she was like ,you are a student at Roosevelt aren't you? LMAOOOO How'd ya guess? LMAO!!
Sooo then she said, lemme go pull some cases for you that I know are active and children are involved. Sistahgurl HOOKED ME UP!!! She found this two cases, one of which was 6 inches thick! Sooo, I am perusing the case file and these two were acting a natural fool! I am talking 3 years worth of litigation, filing of contempt of court on boith parties, blah, blah , blah! All kinds of shit going on. Now mind you, I have to sift through all of this information just to get to the actual petitioin for divorce! *whew* I thought me and Mister went at it! LMAOO We aint got SHIT on them two!
Anywaysss, the whole interaction with the two ladies regarding my employment reminded me of two things...
First, I have had numerous customers come up to me and ask me when was I leaving TJ MAXX cuz I was too good to be working there! This would usually lead to conversations about my schooling, my impending degree and paralegal certification which lead to at least 3 people telling me to give them my resume when I am close to completion because don't you know they work at law firms that are always looking to hire good paralegals??
Second, had I been a rude ass to these to these two ladies in question at my store, things could have gone MUCH DIFFERENTLY cuz we all know city workers can be REAL ASSES!!!!
Being that I work downtown and many law firms are located in downtown Chicago, I *may* have an easier time looking for employment. MANY, MANY people go to TJ MAXX to shop on their lunch breaks and I ALWAYS give good customer service. Even if I tell you no, that something is against policy, blah, blah, blah it is ALWAYS with a smile on my face, a song in my heart followed by a 'sir' or a 'maam'.
Which brings me to the conclusion and the ever serving reminder to always be courteous to people in general cuz you NEVER know WHEN you may see them again.
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