I don't know who this child is that is residing in my house. After giving her a smackdown for having smart mouth and other atrocities.... The phone rings.. I tell her to bring me the phone.. She quips..... "Why can't you get the phone?"
you know... it must really be something in the air... cuz my little one has me wanting to beat him after having already beaten him... for what? flappin that yappin trap!
that is exactly what happened. she got a spanking RIGHT AFTER a GOOODDDD spanking! prolly still thought I was playing! Usually that catch them off the toilet trick WORKS! LOLOLOL
A little ass spanking is not going to hurt them..! I would have tore that ass up myself..and I do..I cant stand to see children talk like that to adults especially their parents..!!
Mines been a bit lippy lately too............... and after readin this I might just give her an ass woopin when she wakes up in the morning...jus cuz! :-)
she campaigned for an ass whooping and got ELECTED BY A LANDSLIDE!!!! You gotta get 'em! Surprise is the best method of OFFENSE! Knock their defenses DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
don't sleep dear one. She went to bed an hour and a half early! No homework, barely got dinner, no desert, no tv, no hair fixin, no nail polishing NO NUFFIN!!! Just go to sleep and dare not say another word to me!
At least she isn't guilt trippin you. Mine wanted me to pat his head while he fell asleep last night. (Like I used to do when he was a baby. It didn't work then either cause he'd be right back up 5 minutes after I was done.) So, I told him he's too old for that and I was going to bed. He goes "But I'm your CHILDREN. Mom, don't you remember that?" I think I am raising a con man.
She came home from school yesterday a perfect angel!!! She made a feeble attempt to try and to start it again this morning and quickly found herself again! lmaoo
It's something in the air.
ReplyDeleteoh no she didin't....
ReplyDeleteBye bye teeth.
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteslap on the butt!
ReplyDeleteIf i had said that to my mom..I would wake up in ER or in Intensive Care in a coma!
ReplyDeleteyou know... it must really be something in the air... cuz my little one has me wanting to beat him after having already beaten him... for what? flappin that yappin trap!
ReplyDeletethat is exactly what happened. she got a spanking RIGHT AFTER a GOOODDDD spanking! prolly still thought I was playing! Usually that catch them off the toilet trick WORKS! LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteA little ass spanking is not going to hurt them..! I would have tore that ass up myself..and I do..I cant stand to see children talk like that to adults especially their parents..!!
ReplyDeleteGIRL THESE IS ARE CRAZY N WILL TRY YOU
ReplyDeleteMines been a bit lippy lately too............... and after readin this I might just give her an ass woopin when she wakes up in the morning...jus cuz! :-)
ReplyDeleteshe campaigned for an ass whooping and got ELECTED BY A LANDSLIDE!!!! You gotta get 'em! Surprise is the best method of OFFENSE! Knock their defenses DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
ReplyDeletegirl u better handle that...forreals...tell her little butt cuz u said so and pop her on her butt after she gives u the phone...smh!
ReplyDeletethere u go....amen!
ReplyDeleteRIGHT!!! I may have thought every though MiniMe utters but i didn't have the blue balls to SAY THEM! da hell?
ReplyDeleteyeah... that shock attack does kind of zap them back into reality...
ReplyDeletedon't sleep dear one. She went to bed an hour and a half early! No homework, barely got dinner, no desert, no tv, no hair fixin, no nail polishing NO NUFFIN!!! Just go to sleep and dare not say another word to me!
ReplyDeletedont know if we were friends when this blog posted....
ReplyDeletehttp://sistahgurl.multiply.com/journal/item/192/The_Prisoners_dont_run_the_Prison_repost
I remember that one.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you didn't smack her down hard enough, I'm guessing? LOL
ReplyDeleteshe is a piece of work, LOL
LMAO she told YOU. lol
ReplyDeleteAt least she isn't guilt trippin you. Mine wanted me to pat his head while he fell asleep last night. (Like I used to do when he was a baby. It didn't work then either cause he'd be right back up 5 minutes after I was done.) So, I told him he's too old for that and I was going to bed. He goes "But I'm your CHILDREN. Mom, don't you remember that?" I think I am raising a con man.
oh and had to pop her again this morning. She has this habit of getting loud with me so I asked... who are you yelling at? She quips.... YOU.
ReplyDeleteyea... i know mine is a con artist. She got it HONESTLY from her Daddy!
ReplyDeleteMine too! LOL
ReplyDeleteI guess the smack down is in the air.... cuz mine has gotten smacked every day this week.... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteShe came home from school yesterday a perfect angel!!! She made a feeble attempt to try and to start it again this morning and quickly found herself again! lmaoo
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
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