girl a bullet can run you as little as two tanks of gas....lol.....oh but guess what, i got some extras i keep until the one i'm using burns out....ehhehehe
I dont need anymore clit stimulation, a bitch needs the pipe laid down!!!!
Aint nothing wrong with having my clit licked and stroked, but that shit is nothing but a TEASE!!! FUCK DAT!!! A nigga wanna get drop kicked, let him keep licking with no sticking.
That's when I take the boy to Nana's house. Damn that shit. If I want to fuck ALL OVER my house, and as loud as I please, the child shall be no where in sight.
look...put his fucking ass on notice and tell him how you need it and if he ain't on it, damn you'll find somebody else.......tell him to DO HIS FUCKING JOB and DO IT RIGHT!
One day I swear fo' fuck I am gonna call a dude up, and tell him I want him just to come over, lick me, stick me, fuck me real good and get the hell out.
GIRL...last week was the first time I snuck some pipe in the house to get laid as soon as my child went off into a comatose sleep......while he was in the back of the place sleep, we were in the front and i was getting STRAIGHT freaked and he exited very quickly and quietly .
later, i showered, curled up in a fetal position with my thumb in my mouth and slept like a fucking baby....i NEEDED that extra good ass dick laid JUST like he laid it....lord knows he's my chiropractor and then some....yes LAWD!
girl you better listen to Teal and don't you have a relative to watch your daughter for a few hours hear and there?
hell naw, she don't want no dick......something is fishy about her regular dick cause by now his ass would have waxed that coochie......she needs to just to on and get her some other good dick and keep it moving.
HEY i knew this FINE ass dude in CHi-town who has a HUGE, ass dick and he knows how to use it....don't know if he's married by now but damn that dick was good. if i could find his ass, i would send him your way....roflmao
for real for real i just booted my #1 and #2 suppliers so i have to get me a fresh new crop i HATE that, takes time to check em out and find a good one
i know that's right...cause the one i got i've known for years and i know others who are available who i've known for years but i prefer him cause EVERY MOFO time he lays it down, it is damn near perfect-perfect and nothing satisfies my appetite more.......he does it for me......as long as his ass is not hemmed up with somebody, he'll do JUST fine. i never feel dependent on him because i know i can get it elsewhere but i prefer getting it from him....fewer dicks to deal with for me, the better.
what's interesting is that i keep his ass at bay enough so i won't get all attached to it but want it enough to crave it but get it enough to keep me interested but not too interested.
i hate to disagree with you on that ....lol...but there are LIMITS to how satisfying your favorite toys and finger titillation on your own can do....you only have aggravation and BS if you get the wrong DICK for the purpose of release....now to me, aggravation and bullshit ONLY comes to play when you allow dudes to run game on you. when you JUST want to fuck....a lot of dudes come in PRETTY damn handy, if you manage it right.
lol...now to me a GOOD cheap bullet is about $10 and i've seen cheaper but you are NOT better off going there for the long haul, if you are an avid user of your bullet....trust me.
Actually he probably wants a more steady stream of pussy then what she is giving out. I mean while guys understand when we are in dick under glas status if your ass ain breakin the glass but once a dayum year yeah sometimes we can make you wait a little longer so you understand exactly what it feels like to want to fuck and be made to wait.
It sucks, now she understands it sucks but if this shit has gone on for more then 3 days kick his ass to the curb he must think he got that pimp named slick back going.
Well, in his defense, he will usually come through, but sometimes it takes a day or two or three. Last minute sometimes doesn't work because he is a truck driver.
I knew you would disagree!!! LOL But I'm just going by my own experience. Even having some booty call dick has been a pain, so I say forget it!!! LOL But that's just me!!!
OMG>>>>>I LOVE THAT CLIP.......well i feel you....(sigh)....just go get some to get broke off...it works!
ReplyDeleteI can relate. But my hand is doing a good job curbing my urge to jump some random woman on the street. Lol.
ReplyDeleteMy hand is tired.
ReplyDelete*FLEEEEES* LMAOOO
My right arm has much better muscle tone than the left. Welcome to the club.
ReplyDeletegurl, you better get you a bullet and quit playin!
ReplyDeletetho...I understand its not the same as some piece of man candy breathing on your neck and all the other good stuff that comes along with it.... *hug*
ReplyDelete<-----------------Too broke for fancy masturbation. lmaoooo
ReplyDeletesure, make it worse. LMAOO
ReplyDeleteAnd in other news....
ReplyDeleteWhats HE gonna do? LMAOOOO
House Dick.
ReplyDeleteOMFG I freakin love it.
And that clip is TOO damn funny roflmao
Not much.
ReplyDeleteand don't you just get more irritated with masturbation the longer you do it????
ReplyDeletegirl a bullet can run you as little as two tanks of gas....lol.....oh but guess what, i got some extras i keep until the one i'm using burns out....ehhehehe
ReplyDeletetwo tanks of gas? shittttttttt, thats a bus pass! lmaoo
ReplyDeletewww.tootimid.com
ReplyDeleteThey have free specials every week, shipping is only 8.95 I believe.
I have to restock.
*****knocking on door with my erect penis*****
ReplyDeleteAnybody home?
lol
yanno, on second thought....
ReplyDeleteI dont need anymore clit stimulation, a bitch needs the pipe laid down!!!!
Aint nothing wrong with having my clit licked and stroked, but that shit is nothing but a TEASE!!! FUCK DAT!!! A nigga wanna get drop kicked, let him keep licking with no sticking.
don't play with me. LMAOOOO
ReplyDeletebus pass or multiple orgasms? which do you need right NOW? lol
ReplyDeleteno go here: http://www.sextoywarehouse.biz
ReplyDelete
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Okay, you asked for it...HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO! Does it really HAVE to be in house? I mean REALLY?
ReplyDeleteyou want your back knocked out mami?
ReplyDeleteHEHEHE!! girl, find some good ole FUCK meat and get that cat BEAT up.
ditto on that one....
ReplyDeleteDo I really have to chose? lmaoo
ReplyDeleteYes, I want to be able to roll over and get it.
ReplyDeleteGet awakened by it.
Knowing it is there for my general use is SIGNIFICANT.
girl, go and embrace your inner slut by joining fling.com and go get laid...
ReplyDeleteI knew SOMEBODY was going to volunteer lol
ReplyDeleteshiit. I wish someone in NY would volunteer. *goes to the corner and pouts.
ReplyDeleteDo they have free items? I'll check it out when I get home.
ReplyDeleteBROKE THE FUCK DOWN. YA HEAR ME???
ReplyDeleteI GOT A DUDE ON RESERVE, THAT I HAVE KNOWN FOR 3 YEARS, FOR THIS VERY REASON. BUT SOMETIMES, HE BE PLAYING.
you have no idea how much I love it when a woman wakes me up playing with my hardon wanting it like a bowl of frosted fuckin flakes.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Being woken up with sex is the damn BOMB.
ReplyDeleteAND WHERE AM I GONNA TAKE HIM? AND WHO GONNA WATCH MINIME??? *SIGHSSSSS*
ReplyDeleteFling.com you say? hmm.
ReplyDeleteSay it again lol
ReplyDelete*LACES UP WALKING SHOES*
ReplyDeleteI TOLD YOU, DON'T PLAY WITH ME. LMAOOO
HMMMMMMMMMMMM INDEED. LMAOO
ReplyDeleteFling for flings...
ReplyDeleteAin't nothing like waking up to some good lip service.
ReplyDeletewe need to talk... i realize that you're a mom, but are you gonna continue to NOT do you until Taylor goes to college?
ReplyDeletenow i'm not one to introduce John to NOBODY, but i know how to get some dick while his lil ass is asleep...
i gotta date
ReplyDeleteand i'm like, FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but then i'm like, i need some DICK
well, I will do that much. the back up dude i have known for 3 years, so i am comfortable with him rolling on through. anybody else? nope.
ReplyDelete*high FIVE* LMAOOO
ReplyDeletei'm bein strong girl. i can do it. i can. i can not be givin homey the side eye because u know, he HAS to be a dog
ReplyDeleteUmmm, seeee, welll, errrrrrrrr
ReplyDelete*STAMMERS, HEMMING AND HAWING*
well, i suggest you get ta calling! and get dat itch scratched...
ReplyDeleteOkay...y'all off the chain up in here...roflmao!
ReplyDeletel already did. he acting like he don't know.
ReplyDeleteThat's when I take the boy to Nana's house. Damn that shit. If I want to fuck ALL OVER my house, and as loud as I please, the child shall be no where in sight.
ReplyDeleteI hate mufuggas that do that too. Like they can't take a damn hint.
ReplyDeleteHMPH!!
wait a damn minute....
ReplyDeleteThis is all YOUR fault!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO
And thats all imma say about THAT!!!!
ummm no but you put it that way!!!! LOL!! you better get your grind on and buzz too.
ReplyDeleteTongue baths are on the same list.
ReplyDeleteNo drinks over here. we gotssss school!
ReplyDeletelook...put his fucking ass on notice and tell him how you need it and if he ain't on it, damn you'll find somebody else.......tell him to DO HIS FUCKING JOB and DO IT RIGHT!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite bullet was only $12! And a pack of batteries that lasts months...even with once-a-day multiply use *whitsling*
ReplyDeleteLAWD, LAWD, LAWD!!! LMAOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteFling.com - i just checked the Chi, it's some cuties in the Chi...
ReplyDeleteOne day I swear fo' fuck I am gonna call a dude up, and tell him I want him just to come over, lick me, stick me, fuck me real good and get the hell out.
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
ReplyDeleteGIRL...last week was the first time I snuck some pipe in the house to get laid as soon as my child went off into a comatose sleep......while he was in the back of the place sleep, we were in the front and i was getting STRAIGHT freaked and he exited very quickly and quietly .
later, i showered, curled up in a fetal position with my thumb in my mouth and slept like a fucking baby....i NEEDED that extra good ass dick laid JUST like he laid it....lord knows he's my chiropractor and then some....yes LAWD!
girl you better listen to Teal and don't you have a relative to watch your daughter for a few hours hear and there?
you don't want no damn dick...
ReplyDeletei'mma make up a song...
"Lisa don't want no dick... she jus talkin shit"
just like the song for the kids (inside story)... i'mma harass ya ass too...
"Lisa don't want no dick... she jus talkin shit"
*SCREECH!!*
ReplyDeleteHOLD UP
this MOFO acting like he DON'T KNOW!!?!?!? WTH does that mean?
he acting funny? hmmmm he must be into somebody if he doing that punk ass shit.
OMG...you are clueless ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeletebuzz is the SOUND a bullet or vibrator makes deary.
it's sooo fucking liberating! almost makes you feel like you got a dick...
ReplyDeletei love it...
Do it with your left, it feels like someone else is doing it!
ReplyDelete::smooches::
did she type "my thumb in my mouth" ?
ReplyDeleteI'm dead...
yeah, just like a happy, content baby....hehehehe
ReplyDeleteher ass done left the damn building... i'mma get her!
ReplyDeleteshe don't want no damn dick...
i just got a blog idea... thanks! lol
ReplyDeleteI'll lay it down...
ReplyDeleteBUT I WANT DAT ASS FOR DESERT!
hell naw, she don't want no dick......something is fishy about her regular dick cause by now his ass would have waxed that coochie......she needs to just to on and get her some other good dick and keep it moving.
ReplyDeleteHEY i knew this FINE ass dude in CHi-town who has a HUGE, ass dick and he knows how to use it....don't know if he's married by now but damn that dick was good. if i could find his ass, i would send him your way....roflmao
In the words of Silkk the Shockker: It ain't my fault...It ain't my fault!
ReplyDeleteRoflmao!
*Ducking and running!*
Well the dick was no longer there... *heading to my corner*
ReplyDeleteno, that's just what ya do when it's SO DAMN GOOD....you revert back....lol......
ReplyDeleteUhh...they call that the Postage Stamp Treatment: Lick me...stick me...and send me on my gotdamn way!
ReplyDeleteTell it girl. I like that title. lol
ReplyDeleteI'll take your word for it. I prefer to give out dick.
ReplyDeletefor real for real
ReplyDeletei just booted my #1 and #2 suppliers so i have to get me a fresh new crop
i HATE that, takes time to check em out and find a good one
nothing like dick on rotation, that way it doesn't get old...
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteyeah and u dont get dependent
ReplyDeletenow after 2 years i gotta start fresh
*sigh*
Sometimes true, sometimes not. Some old ones are still DAMN mufuggin good.
ReplyDeletei know that's right...cause the one i got i've known for years and i know others who are available who i've known for years but i prefer him cause EVERY MOFO time he lays it down, it is damn near perfect-perfect and nothing satisfies my appetite more.......he does it for me......as long as his ass is not hemmed up with somebody, he'll do JUST fine. i never feel dependent on him because i know i can get it elsewhere but i prefer getting it from him....fewer dicks to deal with for me, the better.
ReplyDeletewhat's interesting is that i keep his ass at bay enough so i won't get all attached to it but want it enough to crave it but get it enough to keep me interested but not too interested.
ExAACTLY.
ReplyDeleteUse your hand
ReplyDeleteget you some toys and lots of batteries. Less aggravation, BS, etc.!!! LOL
that's an expensive bullet.... or really cheap gas http://nawtythings.com/bullets.html
ReplyDeletebarter with another mom... i'll watch yours if you watch mine
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think thats the best sex!!!!...............it is for me anyway :-)
ReplyDelete*thump*
ReplyDeleteThat the sound of me hittin the floor.............OMG!!!! I"M DIEING!!!!!
You can get a GREAT one at Lover's Lane for UNDER $15...
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'....
Shit, I can't get past the doggie! *lol*
ReplyDeleteAnywho, if ole boy can't take the hint, come right out & say it - "I wanna fuck!" Get cha shit off & roll over for a good night sleep.
Sheeeeeeeeeit I do that now with no in house.
ReplyDelete*giggles* I love my bullet...
ReplyDeletedick on demand is where its at!
ReplyDeletebetter than cable!
poor cat
ReplyDeletebut...i kinda dug that
yup
ReplyDeleteif its ya on call, u just call and say "yo, lets go"
OH DAMN! LMAOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteEXIT ONLY SWEETIE. SORRY!!! LMAOOO
ReplyDeleteI DID!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou all are FOOLISH! LMAOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeletei hate to disagree with you on that ....lol...but there are LIMITS to how satisfying your favorite toys and finger titillation on your own can do....you only have aggravation and BS if you get the wrong DICK for the purpose of release....now to me, aggravation and bullshit ONLY comes to play when you allow dudes to run game on you. when you JUST want to fuck....a lot of dudes come in PRETTY damn handy, if you manage it right.
ReplyDeletelol...now to me a GOOD cheap bullet is about $10 and i've seen cheaper but you are NOT better off going there for the long haul, if you are an avid user of your bullet....trust me.
ReplyDeleteGOOD ass suggestion!
ReplyDeleteYO! DROP HIS FUCKIN ASS LIKE HOT CAKES!!!
ReplyDeletehe knows what you want, he ain't down cause he probably trying to be into somebody else....he's useless so move on......NEXT!
Actually he probably wants a more steady stream of pussy then what she is giving out. I mean while guys understand when we are in dick under glas status if your ass ain breakin the glass but once a dayum year yeah sometimes we can make you wait a little longer so you understand exactly what it feels like to want to fuck and be made to wait.
ReplyDeleteIt sucks, now she understands it sucks but if this shit has gone on for more then 3 days kick his ass to the curb he must think he got that pimp named slick back going.
that has NEVER happened to me with none of the dudes i know who have been there and i would only call them once or twice a year IF that often...NEVER.
ReplyDeleteWell, in his defense, he will usually come through, but sometimes it takes a day or two or three. Last minute sometimes doesn't work because he is a truck driver.
ReplyDeleteBUT I AM WORKING ON IT!!!!
ok that makes sense and still sounds like you need to find a MORE reliable and available GOOD piece to come through same day!
ReplyDeleteI knew you would disagree!!! LOL But I'm just going by my own experience. Even having some booty call dick has been a pain, so I say forget it!!! LOL But that's just me!!!
ReplyDelete