The first of many...

I don't feel like uploading the rest! LOL

It is almost time....

For her to get her little behind up outta dodge!!!  She didn't get to bed until almost 11 after me trying to press, curl and roll her hair for today only FOR IT TO RAIN!!!! I think it is gonna snap back on me again like it did for that first graduation picture....

Compared to the new pic LOLOL



I think Imma leave her hair in rollers until we get to the school. Can't be taking no chances! LOLOL  and after the ceremony, that hair situation will be Mister's problem! LMAOOO

Sometimes I wish she had my hair, his damn genes took over on that one! LMAOO  And I say that because I don't always know what to do with her hair because Iack experience in such!!! and yanno, an inexperience person's press (with an electric hot comb) and curl, no telling what is gonna happen1

anywayssss, she woke up at 7, much to my dismay! LMAOO Woke up talkin bout it's her graduation!!!! Anybody who will listen from the bus driver to a stranger walking down the street she lets them know she is graduating into first grad on Monday and her Daddy is taking her to Georgia right after the ceremony! LMAOO

She has talked to him for an hour first thing this morning. She keeps asking him if he is in Chicago yet! LMAO  She is WORRYING ME TO DEATH!!!!  She is soo excited her little ass couldn't eat her beloved grits and eggs. LMAO

Lemme get my ass off here and start getting us ready.  Still haven't packed her bag. Can ya believe that?  I was gonna do it last night but after trying to do her hair last night, I WAS TIIIIIIIIDE and went my ass promptly to bed!!!

I Hope Her Little Ass Freezes Today...

Well, today is MiniMe's kindergarten class trip.  They are able to wear their own clothes today.  Of course, little Miss. Diva MiniMe picked out her outfit on Monday.  LOLOLOL I agreed to it because after I checked the weather, it said 80s for today which would have been fine.  So today, I get up and check the weather and it said 75 with a chance of rain in the evening which mean at about 3, the temp may start to drop.  Sooo I am like, hmmmm, I dunno, that outfit may be pushing it today.  So, Miss. Thang got her little behind up, bounced into the bathroom, brushed her teeth and washed her face without discussion, turned to me and asks is her outfit ready for her on the couch. LOLOLOL And so I was like, well sweetie, it may be a little too chilly outside for that outfit and she was like, I can just wear my coat MOTHERRRRR!!!! lmaoo I was like FINE, I surely was not up for an argument.  Now, don't get me wrong, I do believe in being the parent but I also know when to (1) pick my argument because this outfit deal would have caused her to have major attitude issues this morning and I wasn't up for it and (2) the best lesson is a bought one.  I have the kind of kid that she has to learn certain lessons all on her own and then it is no longer an issue or major discussion.  So I just said, OK, but you may be cold today.  Soooo, we get to school and of course all of the other little girls are in longer sleeves and pants and she goes in and sashays her little behind their just positively BEAMING. Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

Her posing is a hoot!!!!

Danielle Belton's The Black Snob - The Snob Blog - No Child Left Behind, My A$$. (Guest Post)

http://blacksnob.com/snob_blog/2009/3/25/no-child-left-behind-my-a-guest-post.html
This is a must read, i shall share my story later. But wow, I am glad to know it wasn't just me that experienced this.

Danielle Belton's The Black Snob - Hot Topics - Why Won't ABC Just Let George and Izzie DIE??? (Grey's Anatomy News)

http://blacksnob.com/hot-topics/post/781424

I feel like a gotdamn train wreck...

I was just able to verbalize this feeling in the comment section of another blog cuz I just couldn't put it into words. LMAOO

I finally let my eyebrows grow back from all of the chop jobs I have given myself via razor and wax... I am looking a little mannish at the moment...



Let go back and revisit that shall we? LMAOOOO

http://sistahgurl.multiply.com/journal/item/50/Look_at_What_My_Fool_Ass_just_Did_SMDH

I am doing the curly hair thing this summer. Last year I couldn't get it to curl, this year I have plenty of curls except, i am looking a little moppish.


I think I am needing it to be cut, it some kind of style, that will work for straight hair or curly hair.  Definitely, no layers.

Last week I took a ery bad fall, I dunno what happened, but one minute I was walking, the next SECOND I was down for the count.  I couldn't even brace for impact. Just kinda sat there in a big ass heap.  Now, since then, my ankles and knees have taken a turn for the worse, they have always given me problems.  I know a few years ago, a doc told me I was starting to lose cartilage in my left knee and now I can feel the bone rubbing together.  yeah yeah yeah, i need to get to a doctor.

I think my dream of being a cop is slowly fading away.

Last semester, I lost my Versace prescription glasses and I am now down to my next to last pair of contacts. pffffffffft I think I have enough left on my flex card to at least get the ultra cheap yet ugly pair...

Although in hindsight, I don' think I like these... (but I am still pissed that i lost them)


OK, I think I have stalled long enough from working on this legal memorandum (can we say it is giving me the BLUES??).  I have laughed at myself now, I am good. LMAOO

I can't take NO MORESSSSSSSSSS part 2

Now, I know I said that before, but nothing prepared me for what you are about to see. I swear, this is no joke!!! I saw this with my own eyes at the 95th Street train station here in Chicago. I was PISSED I didn't have my camera, so one of the dudes who was tripping on this too, took this picture and emailed it to me on his phone. 

Ready.




Set.








GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  













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