Moms told me today, upon me telling her of dating woes, she said whaddya need to date for??? You can take care of THAT yourself, you are a smart girl, you know how to do THAT. Oh, but wait, there's more... She further tells me there is just ONE spot I should concern myself with. *DEAD*
thats what a mom is supposed to do! lol
ReplyDeletegod helps those who help themselves,HAHAHAHA
dont be dependent on a man for shit, especially not somethin you can take of at home in a few minutes
thats why women get strung out on men (Lauren London, Nivea *ahem*), if u can satisfy yourself you dont have to worry about chasing some FOOL
having said that, penis is nice to have sometimes!!
but its funny that at your age she's be tellin u like u didnt know
ReplyDeletegurrrl, lmaoo, i guess it is the shock of it that still gets me! LMAOO
ReplyDeletelol....well men are good for many things sexually that you can't do for yourself....lol...you can get off without a man but there is NOTHING like the right one stroking the right spot everytime.....mmmmm a good man with a strong back and great stroking abilities and who has the right thang swanging is not anything that can be duplicated or manufactured....could go on further but that's it.
ReplyDeletebtw, you got dating woes or is this more of a sexuall thing?
Yeah,i can imagine that if your mom isnt one to discuss that sort of thing with you
ReplyDeleteNawww I ain't got no damn dating woes cuz I AINT DATING!!!! Somehow or 'nother, we landed on this conversation. I dunno which is worse, this on or the one about how real women swallow! *feeling faint* again. lmao
ReplyDeleteUr lil fartin in public problem?
ReplyDeletefoolish stiffy! just FOOLISH! LMAOOO
ReplyDeleteur mom ain't no joke
ReplyDeleteamen...no toy can replace a man...
ReplyDeletei need some arms
You Go Momma! lol
ReplyDeleteand lips and a warm body. lol
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