Thursday, December 18, 2008

This chile of minessss... I swearsss...

First, she lost her sweater on Monday.

Then she turned around and lost another sweater on Tuesday.

Somehow or 'nother, she managed to make it through Wednesday and not  lose anything.

Sooo, today, as the Christmas program at her school was drawing to a close...

Her teacher assistant came and found me in the audience and wanted to know if I had any of Taylor's belongings, to which I replied, what did she lose now???

The assistant hesitantly told me with a combination look on her face between laughter and concern for Taylor's safety quietly informed me that Her Grace lost ONE boot.

How in the shitty fuck does one lose ONE boot???

So I said, I am watching the show. I will be in there to deal with Her Grace.

I had to let her little ass STEW for a minute. and STEW she did cuz honaaaaaaaay, when I said the look on her face was one of sheer horror....

LMAOOO

I know I ought not be laffing, but I got to cuz I am PISSED!!!!

I know she is five,

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

I have to keep saying this until I believe it.

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

But fuckin AAAAA!!!!! I just bought them boots!!! 30 friggin bucks dude!!! and that is a SHIT LOAD OF MONEY for ME to spend on some mickey fickey shoes for a 5 year old, but guess what?

That is the cheapest I have found them! And that is flippin PAYLESS!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I aint got money for no friggin BOOTS!!!!!

And it is not like i can make her go without, we in  Chicago on the bus!!!

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

Sooooooooo, we had to come home with her wearing a shoe and a boot, cuz the OTHER shoe, the sole partially came off today and that bitch is just-a flappin. So she couldn't very well go home with THAT  on now could she???

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

Queen, it doesn't matter that she is a SMART five.

I know she is ONLY five.

Fortunately, we got a ride.

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

I know she is five.

I know she is five....

oh, and in all the confusion of looking for her boot, I left my purse.

*sighsssssssss*

 

18 comments:

  1. i been laughing for about 30 mins now at this...po baby!
    i rememba those days...and laughter will get you through every time!

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  2. i HAD to! i feel ya pain,...
    honey asia jus turned 15 and she still "losin" stuff.... parts of her uniform. but see now she is old enough where i can make her suffer through it.

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  3. gurrrrrrrrrl

    i am still furious. i made her little ass go to bed QUICK. and she quietly complied.

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  4. How about Tuesday Maia went to school and when I picked her up, she had been wearing two different boots all day ? Sighhhhhhhhhh

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  5. LOL!!!!

    She looks like butter would melt in her mouth but she's really a vortex portal between this reality and another reality where their primary need is sweaters for frozen, one-legged midgets.

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  6. The lost and found at my kids school looks better than most consignment shops. My daughter lost 3 coats last year. she had this ability to leave them on the day they gathered everything and donated it to goodwill.
    she also left her coat in the classroom before thanksgiving this year so she had to go a week without it. it was 19 degrees that night. she's 7

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  7. well, i'm hardcore about losing shit - i look at it as lost money, and we ain't got it like that! lol she he knows better, i turn into "ugly mommy" he NOT like ugly mommy...

    lol

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  8. the lost and found at my daughter's school mostly consists of them expensive ass gym uniforms (mostly sweatshirts). there should be a bunch of beat down kids at her school. but then too, the school IS private so maybe the parents have money to waste!

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  9. you aint neveh lied! I am already avoiding the damn principle cuz I owe the school...

    Laawd knows I aint got money to be REBUYING shit!

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  10. she is only 5
    i got cussed out in Hawaii because i lost my new shoes and had to wear flip flops the first day of school
    my mother is STILL mad
    i lost shit all the time and still do, ADD and all
    but when you're the parent, it drives u MAD

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  11. dont be too hard, she really prolly cant help it and al the fussing wont help her, just make her feel like shit because she's losing the stuff
    is there a way they can give her an extra bag so when she takes shit off she can immediately put it in a tote, so it stays in one place?
    i lose shit constantly, ih ave a very strict efficient routine at home and work so i always take things off and put them away in the same place in the same order
    or its GONE
    LOL
    i've cried in the morning over lost keys, cant damn go to work because every damn body in my house has ADD and NO one can figure out where the godayum keys are

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  12. damn, lololol, you just GuGu-ed me. lmaooo

    I lose shit constantly too. and I am trying not to go ape shit on her. REALLY I am. and I know what she is going through.

    After she lost her boots, i was gonna spank her once she got home, but I felt kinda bad for her. LOL So I didn't. But when her feet got wet today in the snow/slush/rain whatever that is out there, she got the message!

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  13. sometimes, allowing her to stew, is enough. lmaoo

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  14. Been there done that!

    Just keep saying it, "I know she is five"

    She is too cute and this whole scenario is hilarious LOL!!!!!!!

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