Didn't you know there are little people that live in the base boards of your home called the "borrowers". They come out at night when everyone is asleep and "borrow" all those misc. things lying around....
It's only going to get worse as mini-you grows up!! Then it's your personal stuff that starts to go missing...it's crazy! For example...I bought a new mascara, I hardly ever wear it, only when I go out (which is never) and when I go outr of town(maybe 4 times a year),I went out of town, went to put on my make up...empty mascara tube. My daughter had put her empty in my make up bag and took my new tube. SEE??!!
And one would think I would have the good sense to go to the dollar store but nooooooooo, i have to replace it with the red kitchen accessories by Kitchen Aid. So when i lose shit, I lose good shit. LMAO
girl...hush! don't forget measuring spoons and the strainer.
ReplyDeletelets not talk about that either! LMAOO
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeleteI think that there is a Bermuda Triangle in everyone's house and all the little things that you rarely need get sucked into it.
ReplyDeleteI also have eyeliner and sunglasses go missing.
Didn't you know there are little people that live in the base boards of your home called the "borrowers". They come out at night when everyone is asleep and "borrow" all those misc. things lying around....
ReplyDeleteI lose everything. All the time. Seriously. I am a dingbat. I have lost everything I own and probably rebought it just to find it later on. :)
ReplyDeleteI just want someone to find out where the other socks go!
ReplyDeleteIt is a good way to get broke isn't it?
ReplyDeleteDon't start that shit either, I always find it AFTER I have finished all the laundry. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteIt's a feminine conspiracy.
ReplyDeleteThe BORROWERS....
ReplyDeleteIt's only going to get worse as mini-you grows up!! Then it's your personal stuff that starts to go missing...it's crazy! For example...I bought a new mascara, I hardly ever wear it, only when I go out (which is never) and when I go outr of town(maybe 4 times a year),I went out of town, went to put on my make up...empty mascara tube. My daughter had put her empty in my make up bag and took my new tube. SEE??!!
ReplyDeleteand I have a gurlie gurl. *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeletespoons,lighters,ink pens
ReplyDeleteGirl...I think that's how the dollar store get ALL THEIR BUSINESS!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd one would think I would have the good sense to go to the dollar store but nooooooooo, i have to replace it with the red kitchen accessories by Kitchen Aid. So when i lose shit, I lose good shit. LMAO
ReplyDeletenot me, anything that i know is gonna get lost, i get the $1 version. that way I aint cryin when my wire whisk is eaten by the dog or soemthing
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