I smoke. My Daddy told me...just today...if I would just imagine an oxygen tank being hooked to my side and that clear plastic line running to my mouth every single time I puffed on a cigarette...that I could quit.
I have no suggestions. I will just say this YOU GO GIRL ! Stay strong be positive. You need every precious year God has in store for you, don't waste any with cigarettes. :)
I hope and pray that you can kick this addiction, its not easy I know, you look like a strong beautiful WOMAN that can do this if you want to, funny as I tell you this I am smoking at the same time, but I have faith in you even thou I don't know you, you have the change the things that before made you smoke, nicret chewing gum helps me from time to time, something to think about. I wish you the best of luck you can do this
With all due respect to all these wonderful people encouraging you to stop smoking, let me share this with you. I quit drinking and smoking for almost 13 years and I thought I would lose my freaking mind. I smoke maybe 3 cigs a week (yep, I can keep a pack for almost 3-4 weeks) and drink maybe every other weekend and always set my limit at no more than than 2 hard drinks or 6 beers. During the time I was alcohol and cig free, I almost DIED (I was diagnosed with lymphoma). You have ONE life. It's YOUR call. If you WANT to quit and never smoke again, you can do that. If you DON'T want to quit right now, then don't! You must have a healthy mindset if you try and change your lifestyle, coz it is traumatic...seriously. When YOU are READY TO QUIT, do it under a doctor's care, have a support group to cheer you on and make sure you have something to DO when that urge hits you to light up...I turn on my tunes and dance my ass off...literally. I lost 80 pounds doing that! As for the stopage...I take Phillips Milk, or you can take a Correctol.
Dulcolax or Miralax. My boy has THE WORST bowel problem. He can go for a month without going so I have to use two Dulcolax to blast it out of him. Upsets his tummy a lil but that's how he knows the levy is about to break. It is over-the-counter now and you can take 3 at a time. They are little bitty teeny tiny pills so swallowing them won't be a problem.
mzteal...Occifer Sistahgurl isn't playing nice today.....when she's not looking, sneak over here to my corner....I have Missy Elliot on my mp3 player!!
Pfffft. Ungrateful, I tell ya. I will be over there as soon as I come back from the bathroom. Cause I'm regular. **grabs Sistah's magazine and proceeds to go down the hall to the potty** I hope you got some spray.
**Finally leaving the bathroom and spraying as I shut the door** You might not want to go in there for a little while ... I hope you have my chicken plate, peanut M & Ms, and Red Koolaid waiting for me in the corner ...
U go... Keep it up staying away from those CancerStix. To help you with being a regular girl. Keep a bottle of water by your bedside & when you wake in the morning drink it, not necessarily all at one time but let that be the first thing that you do as you go about your morning routine & guarantee your problem will get better. There are so many benefits to not smoke than the regularity that you get from smoking. So keep it up & keep it moving.
Damn. Always works for my boy and he seriously can go a month without going. When he does go, you don't even want to know how big it is...it is unbelievable. His ass gives birth.
Yes, i am attempting this again. Day 3. No cigarettes and I am officially constipated. pfffffft
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ReplyDeletedoesn't work. but thanks.
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't resist....
Good luck with quitting though. I hear it's not easy.
Now, about that other issue; http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Constipation.html
ENEMA WORKS WONDERS
ReplyDeleteWhat did you use that worked the last time your bowels were locked?
ReplyDeleteA CIGARETTE. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI smoke. My Daddy told me...just today...if I would just imagine an oxygen tank being hooked to my side and that clear plastic line running to my mouth every single time I puffed on a cigarette...that I could quit.
ReplyDeleteHow very true. The urge to smoke usually isn't from a lack of will power, so much as an inability to go.
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ReplyDeleteOrange juice. Lots of it...
oh my grossness. LOL
ReplyDeleteI have no suggestions. I will just say this YOU GO GIRL ! Stay strong be positive. You need every precious year God has in store for you, don't waste any with cigarettes. :)
**Clapping like Buffy the Cheerleader**
Spinach?
ReplyDeleteOnly if it has cheese on it, and that would kinda defeat the purpose wouldn't it? LMAOOO
ReplyDeleteAin't you got some Halloween cross stitching or costumes to make or sumffin? LMAO
ReplyDeleteWhat is the scientific reason behind not smoking and locked bowels?
ReplyDeleteI DONT KNOW!!! I have asked many a doctor and none of them can give me an answer! Any doctors in the house?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could hold something in your hand that resembles a cigarette. You know...Mind Over Matter...so to speak.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a plan....
ReplyDeleteI hope and pray that you can kick this addiction, its not easy I know, you look like a strong beautiful WOMAN that can do this if you want to, funny as I tell you this I am smoking at the same time, but I have faith in you even thou I don't know you, you have the change the things that before made you smoke, nicret chewing gum helps me from time to time, something to think about. I wish you the best of luck you can do this
ReplyDeletedamn do you have lo jack on my computer ? I am researching how to make butterfly wings as we speak. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I just know you oh so well my nutty Twin. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteI know good and well U don't think that smokin will unconstipate U gurl throw those dang cigs in da trash and drink plenty fluids
ReplyDeletePrune Juice? You know what? It may just be body conditioning. You have to break that habit. Eat veggies. Drink plenty of water.
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect to all these wonderful people encouraging you to stop smoking, let me share this with you. I quit drinking and smoking for almost 13 years and I thought I would lose my freaking mind. I smoke maybe 3 cigs a week (yep, I can keep a pack for almost 3-4 weeks) and drink maybe every other weekend and always set my limit at no more than than 2 hard drinks or 6 beers. During the time I was alcohol and cig free, I almost DIED (I was diagnosed with lymphoma). You have ONE life. It's YOUR call. If you WANT to quit and never smoke again, you can do that. If you DON'T want to quit right now, then don't! You must have a healthy mindset if you try and change your lifestyle, coz it is traumatic...seriously. When YOU are READY TO QUIT, do it under a doctor's care, have a support group to cheer you on and make sure you have something to DO when that urge hits you to light up...I turn on my tunes and dance my ass off...literally. I lost 80 pounds doing that! As for the stopage...I take Phillips Milk, or you can take a Correctol.
ReplyDeleteoh I forgot something...checking out men's asses as much as possible also helped.....just saying.
ReplyDeletewhew!!!! that was a mouthful Roolee!
ReplyDeleteDulcolax or Miralax. My boy has THE WORST bowel problem. He can go for a month without going so I have to use two Dulcolax to blast it out of him. Upsets his tummy a lil but that's how he knows the levy is about to break. It is over-the-counter now and you can take 3 at a time. They are little bitty teeny tiny pills so swallowing them won't be a problem.
ReplyDelete****passes 3 through the 'puter****
Oh yeah...Dunkin Donuts coffee makes me have to go like a MUTHA.
ReplyDeleteNo coffee! Gave that up too! Goes hand in hand with smokes! Ain't you been paying attention? LMAO
ReplyDeletedoingit4me must be another long lost sista of mine!!!! Affirmative on the Dunkin Donut coffee!!!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwh Boo.... I got faith in YOU! you can do this...
ReplyDeleteI'll smoke for you!
<------------------------- you go that way, and No, you can't take your smokes with you. Nor your imagination! *howwwwwwling*
ReplyDeletemzteal...Occifer Sistahgurl isn't playing nice today.....when she's not looking, sneak over here to my corner....I have Missy Elliot on my mp3 player!!
ReplyDeleteYou might need someone to snake you, like they do stopped up toilets. LOL
ReplyDeleteOOHHHHH, YOU GOT JOKES????? Go this way <------------, then that way --------->, then this way <---------- and go sit your ass in the corner!
ReplyDeletePfffft. Ungrateful, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteI will be over there as soon as I come back from the bathroom.
Cause I'm regular.
**grabs Sistah's magazine and proceeds to go down the hall to the potty**
I hope you got some spray.
*snatches magaizine and whaps Shannie upside her head*
ReplyDeleteas I read the comments and savor the flavor of my Virginia Slim Ultra Light Menthol... I must say one thing: I's Proud of You For Kicking the Habit!
ReplyDeleteNewports are nasty anyway!
on a positive note: imagine how much money you'll save by NOT buying newports...
this way--------------------------------> who let you out anywayssss?
ReplyDeleteAnd uhhhh, LOLOLOL, thats why I HAD to quit again, ran out of money FOR REAL. Broke is when you can't buy a lose square for fiddy cents. LOLOlol
I thought you smoked Newports??? if you smoking ultra lights, what the hell is the purpose???
ReplyDeleteRegulars make me feel all high and what not... i like air with a hint of Menthol
ReplyDeleteme too...Misty Light 120's menthol....and I have a pole if I need to vault over any fences....
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO Currently took some Docolax, lets hope they dont start working on the train tomorrow morning!
ReplyDeleteoh lawd...!!
ReplyDelete**Finally leaving the bathroom and spraying as I shut the door**
ReplyDeleteYou might not want to go in there for a little while ... I hope you have my chicken plate, peanut M & Ms, and Red Koolaid waiting for me in the corner ...
po baby
ReplyDeleteU go... Keep it up staying away from those CancerStix. To help you with being a regular girl. Keep a bottle of water by your bedside & when you wake in the morning drink it, not necessarily all at one time but let that be the first thing that you do as you go about your morning routine & guarantee your problem will get better. There are so many benefits to not smoke than the regularity that you get from smoking. So keep it up & keep it moving.
ReplyDeleteLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteSooooo...did the Dulcolax work? Beware after the first explosion it tends to run out without a problem...
ReplyDeleteNope. Nada. Nothing.
ReplyDeleteSo who did the snaking? lol
ReplyDeleteDamn. Always works for my boy and he seriously can go a month without going. When he does go, you don't even want to know how big it is...it is unbelievable. His ass gives birth.
ReplyDeleteThe nicotine acts as a stimulant....
ReplyDeleteL - try some really STRONG coffee... same principle
Cant have the coffee without wanting to have a smoke. The feeling is insufferable.
ReplyDeleteNah, class with Raeann is insufferable...LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDelete***coming over with dynamite to BLAST it out***
Just don't do it !
ReplyDelete