If anybody remembers the story of me shaving my eyebrow and the situation that occurred when I was 5 (if not click here).Well anywayssss, last night, my beloved 5 year old daughter decided she wanted to be like Mommy and shave her legs, unbeknown to me. I am doing what I do when she is in the tub, getting hair and pajama stuff ready and next thing I know I hear a blood curdling scream come out the bathroom. I run to the bathroom and low and behold there she is screaming pointing at her leg, blood spilling pretty quickly.
Soo, I get her out the tub, sit her ass on the toilet and try to see the damage. Meanwhile, I am ask her what on EARTH was she doing and she says while screaming bloody murder how she was trying to shave her legs like me!!! Sooo, I am trying to assess the damage, the little drama Queen won't let me near it and I am like I have to be able to see how bad it is Taylorrrrr!!! But noooo Mommy, it is gonna hurt!!!! Sooo, I finally get some of the blood away and she takes a good look at her wound and screams...
MY SKIN!!! WHERE'S MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!??!?! MOMMYYYYYYYY I WANT MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN BACK!
that was it for me, you know I died laughing right? LMAOOOOOOOO I know, I am such a bad Mommy, but shit, her ass is funny!!! She is screaming about where her skin is and I am to the point of tears and then she says....
THATS NOT FUNNY MOMMY!!!!!
And I fell out again! LMAOOO Oh Jesus, I am in tears now while trying to type this. LOLOLOL
Sooo, then I get the hydrogen peroxide and her ass tries to bolt!!! Where she think she is gonna go while my big ass is blocking the door (I knew what was up) I don't know! LMAOO So after much wranging with me trying to hold her ankle while she is flailing about, I managed to pour the peroxide on the sore...
MOMMY IT BURRNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!
which allowed me to see how bad it was. She just shaved about 2 inches of her skin off. In between all the screaming she is screaming for a bandaid and I am like, I cant put one on until I get it to stop bleeding and finally, she calmed down, I got the bleeding to slowed down enough for me to get her bandaged up and on her way.
This morning was fun too cuz i had to risked getting kicked again while attempting to clean the wound and get her re-bandaged.
OH!!!The joys of motherhood!
Awwwwww.....po thang... *owwww*
ReplyDeleteshe will be alright. I mean, don't get me wrong, I felt her pain, I have done that myself a time or three my damn self, but her drama queen antics had me fit to be TIIIIIIIIIDE! LMAOOOO
ReplyDeleteI still cut myself sometimes when I shave my legs. Thank Gawd for Nair.
ReplyDeleteBet she won't touch another razor blade! Glad she's alright, and for future reference ( don't know if you know this one or not ) Vaseline will help make the blood clot and slow to stop bleeding.
ReplyDelete*SMH chuckling*
ReplyDeleteFortunately, I have a kid that learns her lesson well if it causes her blood or pain! LMAOO
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the Vaseline tip, I had to wait for the peroxide to clot up around the sore and that took a minute! Meanwhile, mayhem was taking place! LOL
I guess you need to think about what you are doing from now on, sounds like she is imitating what ever she see mom doing
ReplyDeletemonkey see monkey doo
no pun intended
Yeah after the ass beating I got, the time I cut an entire braid out of my hair, I never touched scissors to my head again.
ReplyDeleteroflmao see that would have been me, I'd have been laughing my ass off and with NO shame.
ReplyDeleteYour story had me rollin' lmao
girl, ugh
ReplyDeletei had one do that once. kids will have your nerves SHOT
my heart balled up just reading that!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA................I'm so glad to hear that i'm not the only one who laughs when there is a melt down going on!!
ReplyDeleteYou can bet that the inappropriate laughter causes ALL KINDS of backlash from princess!!!
ReplyDeletelets all be thankful that she didnt try to wax anything. ;)
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteBTW I shaved my eyebrows too!!! LOL
ReplyDeletePoor baby, she will be okay, but she will probably NEVER EVER shave. LOL
damn, that's some pain for ya ass! I hope she's feelin better...
ReplyDeleteGURRRRRRRL BYE!!! She was fine as soon as she got her beloved bandaid on!!!
ReplyDeleteSee...that's why I don't shave my legs....well...that and the fact that I don't have any hair on them...but I'm just saying....fuck the pain of that shit...y'all with the need to do that....well more power to ya!
ReplyDeleteI have too! We some hairy folk up ovah here!!! I felt her pain, but when she said MY SKINNNNNNNNNNN, MOMMY I WANT MY SKINNNNNN BAAAAAAACK!
ReplyDelete*HOWWWWWWWLING*
Somebody pick my ass up off da floor! LMAOOOO
See...you going to hell for laughing that hard at the baby!
ReplyDeleteI knowwwwwwwww, but it was funneeeeeeeeee!!! LMAOOO
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!! I just can hear her screeching this!!! ROFL!
ReplyDeleteyour daughter is YOU!!!
ReplyDeletei swear... lol... thats too funny:)
i grew up with my dad... i wanted to shave my face cus i saw him do it all the time and he was so soft after... i figured it'd be cool if i tried it when he wasnt lookin:D
so i go into the washroom... i climb up and perch my ass on the sink... i pick up his razor... i look in the mirror and give myself a wink and a shrug... i look at the shiney blades on the razor... islide my finger across them... I START BLEEDING! I FREAK THE HELL OUT! THROW THE EVIL RAZOR IN THE GARBAGE AND I STAYED IN THE WASHROOM until i got the bleeding to stop on my own and never told dad!
thank god i didnt shave my lips off or something!!
what is it with kids and band aids??
ReplyDeleteWHEN YOU figure that out, tell me! LMAOO
ReplyDeleteLOL I think I would have been laughing too. I laugh at kids they are sooooooooooooooooo funny. If people could just enjoy their kids things would go smoothly. I LOVE HOW YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER. I LOVE IT. Its like we are truly her aunts and uncles watching her grow up through THE PEN!!! I LOVE IT GURL
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