In MiniQueen doings....

The other day the teacher assistant pulled me aside and told me about my smart mouthed, albeit funny, child.  Apparently, the girls were lined up to go to the bathroom and another little girl was leaning against the wall. So the TA said if she wanted to sit she could sit in the classroom but do not lean on the wall.  Well my smart ass little girl quips...

"Well, she will be able to sit when she uses the toilet!"

LMAOOOO Now although one has to stifle laughter when she makes these little quips,I still have to put that little rascal in her place! LMAOO Mind your business kid! The TA was like, yanno, I had to tell her I wasn't talking to her, but it was funny!!!

A creature of habit....

Last month or so, my mom came over to get her ready for school. So before she got her up, I was discussing with her that maybe we should put her pants on instead of the jumper since in was really cold outside. And we were both like, I don't know. She don't handle change too well. So then we were pondering on whether or not to just put pants on or appease her (cuz we both knew we were gonna have to appease her in SOME way) and allow her to put the pants on under her jumper so she can just take them off once she got to school.  So we chose the last option.  My mom starts getting her ready at this point. Now typically, I am not home when this takes place. But today was my lucky day!!!!  So my mother was explaining the pants situation (it was a *situation*) by this point, and how it was particularly cold outside, blah blah blah and MiniMe says, without so much as blinking an eye..

"But O'mama, thats why I have on tights, to keep my legs from getting cold"

Ya'll, I died! I mean I was in the bedroom hollering! LMAOOOO She was sooooooo sincere! She was not about wearing the pants for it wasn't part of her uniform! Now see, everything would have been copisthetic had I told her the night before that she would be wearing pants in the morning. She would have had overnight to process that in her mind. You just can't spring new shit on her! LMAOO

last but not least....

MiniMe has it in her now that I should look pretty. In a 5 year old's mind, that means Mommy, do your hair, makeup and put on some nice clothes! LMAOO Forget chooo!!!  In the past she has told me that it wasn't fair for her to look pretty and I am not looking pretty. OK KID!  Then she told me that I need to "look pretty" so that I can find me a husband! Why is she so concerned about this? I mean, this has really gotten her goat as of late.  So when I washed my hair and rolled it the other day she woke up to me in curls and 'bout damn near had a strolke! LMAOO Mommy you look preeeeeeeetty! Ok sweetie thanks. And as I go to put on my sweats for school she asks incredulously...

"You wearing THAT???"

DAYUM gal I GOT the hint! sheeeeesh