I am ready to go back to bed. I am sick of my hair flying away on one side of my head...
The reading for my classes is getting RIDICULOUS...
The homework, not so bad...
My damn neck is KILLING me thanks to an old injury courtesy of Misterrrs strangulation tactics. Every now and then I have a NASTY and very painful flair up...
I still have 400 smacks worth of books to buy....
I just spent 200 YESTERDAY...
I really, really need to go to the grocery store... It is a toss up between buying the rest of my books, paying on MiniMe's tuition OR going grocery shopping...
BUT, My rent is paid through March...
I really am thinking about taking some of what is left of my tax returns and getting my hair done. But I am feeling that would be highly IRRESPONSIBLE of me.
I think Imma try for food stamps since my job is only scheduling me 18 hours a week! Maybe now I will *qualify* LMAOOO
*LMAO & SIGHSSS simultaneously*
I just did the calculation, they say I should get 323 a month! HA!!!
Professor Fiiiiiiiiine just entered the classroom so I must go...
BUT one more thang!!!
I am stilllllllllllllll HORNYYYYYY!!!!!
Girl Bye! I am sooo glad that you are going to apply for stamps...I told yo ass the other night mayne! Do what'chu gotta do sweetie! As for the hair thingy...Iowno what to say about that, cuz only you can determine what needs to be done!
ReplyDeleteAs far as your books go...can you apply for additional funds, or possibly petition the financial aid office for a book voucher...sometimes they have those set aside for students that lack enough funds to cover them....but THEY WON'T TELL YOU UNLESS YOU ASK! I suggest you go and ASK! A CLOSED MOUTH WON'T GET FED!
Call me when you get a chance!
GURRRRRRRRL BYE! I go to snooty ass Roosevelt. They think errrrbody got money! You can't even get an emergency loan against your financial aid for books! When you enroll, they tell you to be prepared to buy your books on your own cuz you gets no money from them! LMAOOO This semester is particularly expensive because they are law books/manuals. the average USED book is $130.
ReplyDeleteGURRRRRRRRL BYE! I go to snooty ass Roosevelt. They think errrrbody got money! You can't even get an emergency loan against your financial aid for books! When you enroll, they tell you to be prepared to buy your books on your own cuz you gets no money from them! LMAOOO This semester is particularly expensive because they are law books/manuals. the average USED book is $130.
ReplyDeleteGurrrrrrrl, its been on my mind since then. I have tried before and they told me no, but I am going to go back this week.
ReplyDeletegirl, go try to get food stamps
ReplyDeletecall it a Bail Out,lol
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ReplyDeletelmaooo *throws shoe*
ReplyDeleteLMAOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah...Roosevelt is NOTORIOUSLY expensive...my best friend graduated from there many many years ago, and she would complain, even back then, about how expensive they were. I remember when I was working for Andersen, they sent a group of us there for refresher courses as prep to sit for the CPA exam...yeah...it was off the chain in regards to the fees/manuals for the course...thank goodness it was on the company dime!
ReplyDeleteYou need a free lunch and movie coupon... I still owe you for not showing up for your bday dinner...
ReplyDeleteGirl you better get them stamps and feed yourself and that baby!
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I have a friend who's a caseworker at the office on 119th & Halsted...I called her and inquired about your situation...especially since your hours were cut...she just told me that if you come in, you will be there all damned day! If you print the application out and complete it...or complete it on the computer and print it, you can fax it to them, and they will send you a notice requesting any additional information...which you can either take in...or fax to them because of your school schedule...(she suggested faxing...I have the number for you) she said that if you are approved, they will send you a notice letting you know what you will receive...they will then mail you a link card with the stamps already on it! Baby Bye! You might not even have to go to the damned office...HA!!! I didn't know your last name, so I don't know if she will be your caseworker or not...but uhhh...yeah...you just got told what to do mayne....HANDLE THAT!
ReplyDeleteafter you get the dick... carry ya ass to social services and get some food stamps...
ReplyDeletefood stamps and a smile...
after the food stamps... go get some groceries...
ReplyDeletewhile your in the grocery store - pick up some shampoo...
ReplyDeleteonce you get home from the grocery store unpack the groceries, feed ya kid, put her to bed, and go wash ya hair and marinate on the dick ya had that made you smile and helped you to make good decisions!
ReplyDeletewell dayummmm. i gotta close this window until class break. ya'll are cracking me up while i am sittin in the second row in front of prof. fiiiiiiiiiiiiine! lmaoooo
ReplyDelete*drums fingers* LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteyes ma'am!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow THATS what I am talking about.... CONNECTIONS!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO Grrrrrrrrl, I read this and had to stifle my laugh in front of the prof! Ya'll really trynna get me laid! LMAOO But seriously, Dude A says he is working on it. Schedule is kinda hectic. *sucks teefeses*
ReplyDeletenothing like a laid out (no pun intended lmaoo) plan right Teal??? LMAOO
ReplyDeleteNow believe it or not, I am in very good spirits. My rent is paid so all is well with the world. LOLOL Everything else at this point is incidental. Well maybe not eating, but we aint starving! LOLOL Nothing like some tax relief.
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