Monday, November 17, 2008

The QUEEN strikes again....

Rating:★★★★★
Category:Other
yanno, it takes a real dumb, simpleton, idiotic, space cadet of a mofo-ette to go buy some cucumbers knowing full and damn well I didn't have a cutting knife.  I had the same one knife in this camp that i moved here with 2 years ago and that bitch finally broke on me about two weeks ago.  Now, the beauty of this is, is that i have been to a Walmart at least a dozen and 3 times in the last two weeks and one would think my simple ass would have remembered to buy one or two.  So here I was tonight, peeling and cutting a cucumber with a damn butter knife.

Owwww....

My hand hurts....


44 comments:

  1. Oh trust me Sis.. it happens to the best of us.. well not this particular situation.. but some would call me the absent minded professor at times...

    Do I need to purchase a Knife set for you for an early Xmas gift...

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  2. You have more important things on your mind these days. This slip up never happened.

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  3. You're nutso, but if it helps, I'm just as stupid when it comes to shit like this

    muah!!!

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  4. You poorest thang you! It's really ok I'm just as absent minded. I could be looking at something and 5 mins. from now don't remember where I saw it. LOL!!!

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  5. WE ARE >>>>HERE<<<<

    DO THAT ONE ALL THE TIME!

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  6. Im the absolute worst when it comes to remembering where i parked the car.. I could literally have a map of where I left it and even left a trail of scooby snacks from point A to point B and still forget where I parked the car... I hate that shit especially in the winter time... too damn cold to be lost looking for a car... lol

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  7. And SHUT UP ROB....

    i know you got something to say... lol

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  8. hmmm.... just give it a good scrub and leave the green part on... that is where all the good for you parts are any way!!!

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  9. What could I possibly have to say about that Ms Snowplow Booty?

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  10. Oh yeah Sis. Why are you peeling the cucumber when you don't buy them for eating in the first place? *hauling ass*

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  11. rob finta get his ass beat rofl

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  12. THEY MADE KEY ALARMS FOR PEOPLE LIKE US. LMAOO

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  13. What? That info wasn't public knowledge? lol


    *rubbing back of my head*

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  14. lawd help her! and while you're helping her please advise one of her family members that she needs some damn knives for Christmas...

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  15. NO!!!!!

    *EYEBALLING OTHER CUCUMMMMMMMMMMMBER*

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  16. What happened? It got good to ya? lol

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  17. DO I NEED TO FIND A BULLET TO MATCH THAT BOOMERANG???

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  18. Watch that! I know the kind of bullet you're partial to.

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  19. <-------------------------expert shooter. LMAOOOOOOOOO

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  20. Expert marksman for over 20 years with 21 different weapons systems.

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  21. WELL PICK ONE THEN AND WE WILL MEET AT SUNDOWN.

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  22. **night vision goggles** for the acronym-impaired folks

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  23. I WAS SHO'LL WONDERIN, AND I DARED NOT ASK. CUZ, IMMA HAVE TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS ON ROB. LMAOO

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  24. Whatever kid. I can shoot a roach in the dick at 1000 yards.

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  25. NOW I HAVE BEEN DOWNGRADED TO A KID. WHERES DEEDLES AT????? IT IS TIME FOR HER TO COME AND PUT A HANDLE ON YOU.

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  26. I ain't scareda my baby. Call her and tell her everything if you want.

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  27. Ok this looks dangerous lol.

    why didn't you just use the side of your cheese grater that slices?

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  28. i can think of a few things you coulda done with that cucumber that wouldna involved a knife...

    oops...

    wrong blog...

    *skips out*

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  29. Good answer! Good Answer! **clapping like we are on Family Feud**

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  30. This is how dumb I am...

    Although I have a vegetable peeler, not once did I think about the slicing part of the grater. In fact, I even FORGOT that there's a slicing section on the grater...


    I really need to pay more attention to stuff in my kitchen.

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  31. i JUST bought a $6 toaster
    i've burnt at least $60 worth of bread in the oven over the years

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