The QUEEN strikes again....
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yanno, it takes a real dumb, simpleton, idiotic, space cadet of a mofo-ette to go buy some cucumbers knowing full and damn well I didn't have a cutting knife. I had the same one knife in this camp that i moved here with 2 years ago and that bitch finally broke on me about two weeks ago. Now, the beauty of this is, is that i have been to a Walmart at least a dozen and 3 times in the last two weeks and one would think my simple ass would have remembered to buy one or two. So here I was tonight, peeling and cutting a cucumber with a damn butter knife.
Owwww....
My hand hurts....
Oh trust me Sis.. it happens to the best of us.. well not this particular situation.. but some would call me the absent minded professor at times...
ReplyDeleteDo I need to purchase a Knife set for you for an early Xmas gift...
You have more important things on your mind these days. This slip up never happened.
ReplyDeletefeel more than free. lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteheyyyy, you know how WE do. LMAOOO
ReplyDeleteYou're nutso, but if it helps, I'm just as stupid when it comes to shit like this
ReplyDeletemuah!!!
You poorest thang you! It's really ok I'm just as absent minded. I could be looking at something and 5 mins. from now don't remember where I saw it. LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteWE ARE >>>>HERE<<<<
ReplyDeleteDO THAT ONE ALL THE TIME!
*CURTSIES*
ReplyDeleteI know nothing. *wink*
ReplyDeleteIm the absolute worst when it comes to remembering where i parked the car.. I could literally have a map of where I left it and even left a trail of scooby snacks from point A to point B and still forget where I parked the car... I hate that shit especially in the winter time... too damn cold to be lost looking for a car... lol
ReplyDeleteAnd SHUT UP ROB....
ReplyDeletei know you got something to say... lol
hmmm.... just give it a good scrub and leave the green part on... that is where all the good for you parts are any way!!!
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteWhat could I possibly have to say about that Ms Snowplow Booty?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah Sis. Why are you peeling the cucumber when you don't buy them for eating in the first place? *hauling ass*
ReplyDeleterob finta get his ass beat rofl
ReplyDeleteTHEY MADE KEY ALARMS FOR PEOPLE LIKE US. LMAOO
ReplyDelete..,and you KNOW this mannnn!!!!
ReplyDeletenot exactly what i had in mind! lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteWhat? That info wasn't public knowledge? lol
ReplyDelete*rubbing back of my head*
lawd help her! and while you're helping her please advise one of her family members that she needs some damn knives for Christmas...
ReplyDeleteAMEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
ReplyDeleteLMAOOO
NO!!!!!
ReplyDelete*EYEBALLING OTHER CUCUMMMMMMMMMMMBER*
What happened? It got good to ya? lol
ReplyDeleteDO I NEED TO FIND A BULLET TO MATCH THAT BOOMERANG???
ReplyDeleteWatch that! I know the kind of bullet you're partial to.
ReplyDelete<-------------------------expert shooter. LMAOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteExpert marksman for over 20 years with 21 different weapons systems.
ReplyDeleteWELL PICK ONE THEN AND WE WILL MEET AT SUNDOWN.
ReplyDeleteSundown? Why sunDOWN kid?
ReplyDeleteCUZ YO BLIND AZZ CANT SEE AT NIGHT.
ReplyDeleteNVG baby.
ReplyDelete**night vision goggles** for the acronym-impaired folks
ReplyDeleteI WAS SHO'LL WONDERIN, AND I DARED NOT ASK. CUZ, IMMA HAVE TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS ON ROB. LMAOO
ReplyDeleteWhatever kid. I can shoot a roach in the dick at 1000 yards.
ReplyDeleteNOW I HAVE BEEN DOWNGRADED TO A KID. WHERES DEEDLES AT????? IT IS TIME FOR HER TO COME AND PUT A HANDLE ON YOU.
ReplyDeleteI ain't scareda my baby. Call her and tell her everything if you want.
ReplyDeleteOk this looks dangerous lol.
ReplyDeletewhy didn't you just use the side of your cheese grater that slices?
i can think of a few things you coulda done with that cucumber that wouldna involved a knife...
ReplyDeleteoops...
wrong blog...
*skips out*
cruisin, cruisin....
ReplyDeleteGood answer! Good Answer! **clapping like we are on Family Feud**
ReplyDeleteThis is how dumb I am...
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have a vegetable peeler, not once did I think about the slicing part of the grater. In fact, I even FORGOT that there's a slicing section on the grater...
I really need to pay more attention to stuff in my kitchen.
i JUST bought a $6 toaster
ReplyDeletei've burnt at least $60 worth of bread in the oven over the years