Saturday, January 3, 2009

All parents unite....

Rating:★★★★★
Category:Other
....there is a mass conspiracy.

All of the toy companies get together every year and think of new ways to make it next to impossible to get to the actual toys. all the plastic, twisties, strings, cardboard, and crap....

If I wanted to play with toys.....


shoot, I's tiiiiired now! LOLOLOL

22 comments:

  1. LOL
    man i get sick of trying to get toys out of those twist tie things witht he plastic thing under it. SHEESH

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  2. oh, and why am i online??? she through with me. lololol My job is done! LMAO I have pulled everything apart and put almost everything together. She has no use for me at the moment. LOLOLOL

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  3. of course. now move out the way and let her PLAY

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  4. I have. LOLOLOL I put a picture in the blog. lmao

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  5. LOL............You know how many timesi've sliced my fingers by cuttin that damn plastic wrapped item?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  6. man. those toys completely sealed in plastic is the worse!!!!!

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  7. once, i bought something that was in one of those plastic things that cannot be opened
    i tried with a knife, keys, scissors etc
    finally i got a lighter and melted the plastic enough to get my hand in there and rip it apart

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  8. hehe, that child is huge. like twice the size of mine

    btw, i have a pink pastel stove/oven/sink thing right behind me and huge purple teddy bear at my feet
    *sigh*

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  9. she wears like a 7/8. *sighsssssssss* i cant keep her in clothes for long.

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  10. RIGHT! I'm like "Da hell are they trying to secure?"

    Between these toys and the CD packages it's gotten outta hand.

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  11. Ok and how about these toys that my son has that require you to use some kind of screwdriver. I'm like "ARE YOU SERIOUS?...A screwdriver?"...smh

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  12. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets not start!!!!!!!!!!

    I bought a damn little mermaid magical talking salon for the MiniQueen.

    That bitch came in 50 pieces and 100 screws. shitttttttttttttt

    WTF???? I didnt major in flipping carpentry.

    and here it sits. still in the box. LMAOO

    Tomorrow, i gotta put the APB out on the PHILLIP screwdriver.

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  13. I KNOW THE FEELIN MY DAUGHTER ASKED ME WHY WAS HER DOLL TIED DOWN SO TIGHT TO THE BOX ALL I COULD DO IS LAUGH

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  14. Your best friends round christmas time go to walmart or Home depot buy yourself an interchangeable driver set. Basically it is a screwdriver that you can pull the heads out of, but that isn't why it's your best friend most drivers either by a switch in the middle or by turning the top will act just like a ratchet thus saving your wrists. Just turn it to the correct direction and lighty flick your wrist it will turn the screw in the direction your need while not moving it when you bring your hand back.

    Thats all I use no matter what I put together. As for what they are trying to secure not a dayum thing it's what their trying to avoid: Returns you know if you destroy the original package you can't bring it back. So now you opened it you bought it no give backs.

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  15. I knew you was gonna come bring me a reasonable explanation. lmao

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  16. Hard times call for desperate measure now yeah if you happen to be smooth enough to own a box cutter and lightly slice along one edge to get it out where they can just staple it closed they might(a huge might cause you better have bought it at like walmart, a dollar store, or walgreens) take it back. But if you got impatient and destroyed the packaging maaaan you just guarenteed that money will stay in they pocket.

    Hell best you might be able to get out of them is a gift card(aka store credit) so they still got your money you can just come in and decide what item of theres you want to walk out of the store with instead of your money at a later date.

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  17. Santa brought my son this remote controlled dinosaur and he was screwed in to the packaging... but to make it worse, the tiny screws were in the middle of this two inch long tube thingy... so they expected me to have a tiny screwdriver that fit in that tube. . . my uncle finally cut the tube with pliers to get to the screw. sigh.

    Sistah, Dontcha wish you put it together while she was gone and just wrapped it ? Now she is going to be breathing down your neck. LOL

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  18. Gurrrrrrrrrrrl, usually I do. I dont know what posessed me not to have this thang put together before she got here! LMAO The first words out of her mouth this morning were...

    Mommy! After breakfast and after we have our bath, can you put my ariel thing that is still in the box together????

    *sighssssssssssssssssss*

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  19. fa real, i think I'm in love with this dude... every freakin comment he makes, makes me WET from screw drivers, to current events... WTF is that? lol

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  20. Leave it to you to find something sexual in a blog about putting a mermaid set together. Ya freak. LOLOLOLOL :)

    Do you need me to send you something via UPS so you can get a delivery ? ? LOL

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