Friday, August 28, 2009

I swearsss... if I EVER get the great fortune of getting married... I would be raping my husband on the regular!!!! I'm just saying. LOLOL I am WILLING to go down for RAPE and FIRST DEGREE KIDNAPPING!!!! YESSSS!!!!! I am still STUCKKKKKK on this... thought!!!! Why??? Cuz it's morrrrrrrrrningggg... LMAOO Good Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrning MULTIPLIERSSS! TGIFFFFFFF!!!!!!

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  1. What kinda dope have YOU been smoking lately? :O LOL!!!!

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  2. *a la big sista Mocha Chyna in her Chicago Kuntry accent*

    BULLSHIT!!!! :O

    LOL!!!!!!

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  3. I see that you're doing well this morning! :)

    Can ya boy get a hug? :)

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  4. You gonna go to JAIL!! COLD SHOWER, DAMMIT!!

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  5. well, just put that exact statement on eharmony and i suspect your problem will be solved very shortly.

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  6. **knock knock knockin on yo front door**

    and not with my hands...THUMP THUMP


    LOL

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  7. It's not rape if he submits willingly lol

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  8. Yeah I can't see it being called raped unless you try to do some shit he don't want. Cause if you need it so much you need to kidnap a muffuka it ain kidnapping if I called out of work from the day cause I had "cough cough" man I just don't know what I got but *cough cough* I don't wanna give it to yall *wink*

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  9. Girl Bye! Get your damned swerve on, cuz The Universe knows...YOU NEED IT!!!

    A Granny smith apple, a glass of cranberry juice, a Virginia Slims Menthol Light, and SOME GOOD DICK is all any woman needs on a day like today! *snicker*

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  10. um saki so you suckin on a VS right now? cause I saw you in the supermarket earlier with an apple and some cranberry juice

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  11. I kinda feel sorry for him. LOL

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  12. you all are foolish1!! LOLOL @ Rob... you should feel sorry for him. LOLOLOL

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  13. after a year of it being there 24/7 ...u'll get sick of it...believe me!

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  14. Make sure I get video footage or I WILL be testifying against you.

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