Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Rule 1: Do not get mad with me while during your attempt to cut through a very long line and interrupt me while I am with a customer to put your precious merchandise that you are not going to buy anyway on hold when I kindly tell you to wait in the return line. It is not my fault that your job only gives you a thirty minute lunch. Shopping downtown during lunch hour is not the way to go.

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  1. Well...you ain't gotta get all snotty about it Miss Missy! I'm in a hurry cuz Massa said I'ze gots'ta be back on the plantation in thurdy minutes or less...I ain't finsta take no whippin' for your slow ass! Next time do your damned job and hurry the fuck up...don't make me cut'cha...cuz I WILL...YA HURD ME?!

    *FTFO*

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  2. the thing is... we have 14 registers operating. 14!!!! the line is 5 minutes TOPS!!!

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  3. Yeah but I still gotta stop off and get me something to eat shit!! Just hurry the fuck up mayne!

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  4. so, why couldn't you just write one damn blog listing all the damn rules? all these damn notes crowding my damn box... WTF

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  5. Cuz... as you say... I could!!!! Now what???

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  6. oh shut da fuck up... i'm in a mood...

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  7. maybe i should blog, or better yet write 25 notes and build up to a moment...

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  8. This is why you should be able to have your lunch hour any time from 10am till 4pm

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