Rule 7: And this is the rule of ALL rules.... If you find yourself at the register with something in your hand you do not want... DO NOT.. I repeat.. DO NOT place the merchandise on the far other side of the register... in the display racks.. or anywhere else that is not in my hand with a remark simply saying that you do not want it. I am standing RIGHT HERE. Just give it to me DAMMIT!
Look...I ain't gotta give you shit! I'll put it where I want to dammit! You lucky I didn't brang my thang-a-ma-jig wiff me that takes the sensors off...cuz if I had, I would just put the shit in my big ass purse and broke the fuck out!
ReplyDeletedammit, go and be a paralegal... and tell all those damn customers to kiss your tall ass... how's that?
ReplyDeleteman!!!! I cant WAIT for that!
ReplyDeleteHow TALL are you, QUEEN?!?! :O
ReplyDelete5'11.
ReplyDeleteI bet you can whoop my ASS! :O **LOL!!!!**
ReplyDeleteYou know who I feel bad for?...the people who work at Aldi. Folks be puttin all kinds of crazy stuff in the wrong location.Like you'll see a pack of paper plates in those deep freezers. LOL
ReplyDeletei feel bad for Walmart. A walmart customer is the debil hisself!
ReplyDeleteuh ohhhh!!!
ReplyDeleteWALMART is da freakin debil....
ReplyDeleteThen I must be the debil's bitch...cuz I stay up in that place...roflmao!!!
ReplyDeletegurrrrrrrrrrllll. walmart has me on their Rolodex. too cheap (and broke) for any place else! LOLOL
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