Rule 5: We will not be scanning merchandise that is in your layaway. That is the risk you take when you put it on layaway. the point is... to hold your size before somebody else buys it... for REGULAR PRICE. and our regular price is 50% off of regular retail price!
I don't care if you scan it or not! Guess what? I'll pay the full price to get the shit outta layaway, then when you finish giving me my shit, I will take it to the front, return it, and then buy it the fuck back at the discounted price....now what?! You thought you could stop it...shit the price went down while I had in layaway for that year, and now I want the price you are selling for in the store TODAY!!! How you gonna get mad...shit a sale is a sale...whether it's a full price sale, or a discount sale...If I wasn't in here shopping and looking for discounts, your ass wouldn't have a job...so now what?! Oh, and what time do you get off today? I'm only asking cuz I wanna buy you a drank after work...yeah right...I'll be waiting for you when you come outta the damned store tonight!
ReplyDeletegood luck finding the exact same items with the exact same numbers. that is the only way it will be discounted for you. lolol
ReplyDeleteplease and thank you. lolol
ReplyDeleteOh I'll find it...trust me...I'll wait until someone comes to put up the 'shop-back' items and go and get that bitch!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome...but only if you take the ass kicking that goes along with the drank...*snicker*
ReplyDeleteyou are all of what? 4'2????
ReplyDeleteOoooohhhhhh....I don't wanna play with you no moe! I am not that short...I happen to stand at average height of 5'6" tall...thank you very much...and I will still get in that ass...wanna find out?!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Nope.... cuz it wouldn't be a fair fight. SHAWTY!
ReplyDeleteLIKE it is... when i play you in BONES! *FTFO*
ReplyDelete*snatching off my earrings and putting vaseline on my face*
ReplyDeleteI'm bout'ta beat'cho ass!!!
hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteVaseline won't help you.
Girl if you scratch up my face...I will tear this WHOLE fucking store up!
ReplyDeleteOh no sweetie... I don't do scratching... to BITCHIFIED for me.. It is called... The One Punch KNOCK OUT.
ReplyDeleteGirl bye!...you gotta hit me before I slam you in your goozel and rip it smoove the fuck out! It's called ICU...I don't fight fair...I use weapons! I will grab a tag-gun and hang a price tag from your damned knees....fucking with me...roflmao!
ReplyDeleteplease....just don't make me do a markdown on myself.
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